2. It’s also the mecca of pizza.
3. To bring her hometown a championship.
We want it!!! It's our time!!!
4. She fits what Chicago needs.
Bear with me, here, because I’m about to get a little wonky: Chicago is pretty bad at defense and Candace Parker is pretty good at defense. Just consider rebounding: the Sky were 9th overall and 8th in defensive rebounding. Meanwhile, CP3 was #1 in rebounding overall and #1 in defensive rebounding in particular. Let me run the analytics… that would likely improve the Sky's rebounding and defense.
5. That Parker x Parker synergy.
Can someone photoshop Candace in to this picture for me?
I mean, it’s one soccer team, Candace. What could it cost, $10,000?
I'm still mad at you, Fish.
10. I would personally feel great about it.
Thanks a ton.