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      10 Very Convincing Reasons Candace Parker Should Sign With The Chicago Sky

      · Candace Parker,Chicago Sky,General

      1. Per Candace, it’s the “Mecca of Basketball.”

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      2. It’s also the mecca of pizza.

      I will defend our marinara casserole to the death, and do not get me started on butter crust. But the fact is California-style is not even in the pizza conversation. When all you have to boast about your regional pizza is California Pizza Kitchen you are essentially disqualified.

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      3. To bring her hometown a championship.

      We want it!!! It's our time!!!

      4. She fits what Chicago needs.

      Bear with me, here, because I’m about to get a little wonky: Chicago is pretty bad at defense and Candace Parker is pretty good at defense. Just consider rebounding: the Sky were 9th overall and 8th in defensive rebounding. Meanwhile, CP3 was #1 in rebounding overall and #1 in defensive rebounding in particular. Let me run the analytics… that would likely improve the Sky's rebounding and defense.

      5. That Parker x Parker synergy.

      Cheyenne Parker x Candace Parker!!! CP3 will become CP9!!! That's CP32!!! I will do that math but please don't ask me to do the math about to keep them both with the Sky's cap space.

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      6. Lailaa already taught her how to TikTok so she’ll fit right in with the team.

      Can someone photoshop Candace in to this picture for me?

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      7. I’m sure her soccer mogul duties can be handled remotely.

      I mean, it’s one soccer team, Candace. What could it cost, $10,000?

      8. To hang with the locals and her All-WNBA Teammate.

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      9. COY James Wade would not bench her during a playoff game.

      He would not do that. He would not do that right now.

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      I'm still mad at you, Fish.

      10. I would personally feel great about it.

      Thanks a ton.

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